Thursday, October 14, 2010

Imagination, It's Funny

I'm oddly, nerdily proud. For the first time in life, as far as I can recall, I created a simile. I even Googled it, to make sure I wasn't inadvertently plagiarizing someone.

So, here goes:

As dull as a stranger's funeral.

That counts as the high-water mark of my intellectual prowess today. Then again, those hairbrushes weren't going to clean themselves.


I'd better go before I get as dull as a stranger's funeral.


Blogger Char said...

i can say, i've never heard that

2:39 PM  
Blogger Debbie St.Amand said...

Good one!

3:12 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Using that on Twitter and Facebook right now! Love it!

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Robin Raven said...

I love it. Great simile!

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Grace said...

I'm from the South, land of stellar similes like "busier than a cat trying to cover it's sh!t on a marble floor." I must say, this is very good.

5:01 PM  
Blogger Kathryn said...

That is very, very good!

I think my comment moderation word is in the Urban Dictionary for sex. Porked? Oh, you wry thing. And, the only reason I know this is that I had to look it up before when trying to figure out lyrics to a song.

10:06 PM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

oooooo very well done! i like it

2:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would add to that "a stranger's wedding." Because I did do this. ONCE. I was young, single, poor and had a free three-day weekend when a friend-of-the-bride invited me to come along for the road trip. Back then, "wedding" meant free food and booze. Yep, I was all over that.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As unexpected as a newfound simile!

Well done (and, so sad to say...very true.)


7:35 PM  

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