Imagination, It's Funny
I'm oddly, nerdily proud. For the first time in life, as far as I can recall, I created a simile. I even Googled it, to make sure I wasn't inadvertently plagiarizing someone.
So, here goes:
As dull as a stranger's funeral.
That counts as the high-water mark of my intellectual prowess today. Then again, those hairbrushes weren't going to clean themselves.
SIGH.
I'd better go before I get as dull as a stranger's funeral.
So, here goes:
As dull as a stranger's funeral.
That counts as the high-water mark of my intellectual prowess today. Then again, those hairbrushes weren't going to clean themselves.
SIGH.
I'd better go before I get as dull as a stranger's funeral.
posted by Unknown at 11:30 AM
9 Comments:
i can say, i've never heard that
Good one!
Using that on Twitter and Facebook right now! Love it!
I love it. Great simile!
I'm from the South, land of stellar similes like "busier than a cat trying to cover it's sh!t on a marble floor." I must say, this is very good.
That is very, very good!
I think my comment moderation word is in the Urban Dictionary for sex. Porked? Oh, you wry thing. And, the only reason I know this is that I had to look it up before when trying to figure out lyrics to a song.
oooooo very well done! i like it
I would add to that "a stranger's wedding." Because I did do this. ONCE. I was young, single, poor and had a free three-day weekend when a friend-of-the-bride invited me to come along for the road trip. Back then, "wedding" meant free food and booze. Yep, I was all over that.
As unexpected as a newfound simile!
Well done (and, so sad to say...very true.)
Cheers!
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