(Shots of a glamorous house in the Hollywood Hills: the hot tub, the million-dollar view, the large neon abstract art piece in the living room.)
VOICE-OVER: Twelve contestants, sharing a house, but only one of them can get the job. It’s about to get real up in here...
(Shot of marble floor. A pair of red shoes walk into frame.)
V.O:
Infallibly real.
(Credits: THE VATICAN’S NEXT GREAT POPE)
V.O: Coming to the CW in March.
I'd watch! It'd have to be as good as most of the other reality shows.
ReplyDeleteYesss! I'd watch that!
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Hollandaise anyone?
("Infallible" on matters of faith; reality shows may not qualify.)
Love the red shoes!
ReplyDeleteI've been thinking of applying for the job. I already have my own pope mobile.
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Where's Father Guido Sarducci when we need him?
ReplyDeleteI can totally see that happening. ;)
ReplyDeleteIn ‘Deacon Blues’ the singer says that they have a name for the winners in the world—presumably the cardinals that become the popes—but he wanted a name when he loses. According to him, he and presumably the other cardinals will be called ‘Deacon Blues’. I don’t think they are actually demoted to deacons.
ReplyDeleteFABULOUS IDEA.
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