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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

No Pill's Gonna Cure My Ill

Things I just realized:

1. The bottle of hand soap I bought-- which I was led to understand would smell like "Winter Cherries," whatever those are -- smells exactly like Robitussin. EXACTLY.

2. This is a very, very big bottle. I'm going to be reminding people of a persistent cough until May, at the very earliest.

3 comments:

  1. I have fifteen bottles of Twisted Peppermint handsoap.

    Yes, I said FIFTEEN.

    I have no idea if twisting peppermint makes it smell different from regular peppermint, in case you were wondering.

    I do, however, enjoy the smell.

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  2. Anonymous11:50 AM

    And "the smell of Christmas" is exactly the same as Dentyne gum.
    :-)

    Anonymously,

    TimWarp

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  3. Cough-spewing hand-puppet olfactory believability will be enhanced. Puppets will be stacked like cordwood on the plague trolley out of the Neighborhood of Make Believe. They will all recover.

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