Wednesday, January 16, 2013

No Pill's Gonna Cure My Ill

Things I just realized:

1. The bottle of hand soap I bought-- which I was led to understand would smell like "Winter Cherries," whatever those are -- smells exactly like Robitussin. EXACTLY.

2. This is a very, very big bottle. I'm going to be reminding people of a persistent cough until May, at the very earliest.


Blogger Chris said...

I have fifteen bottles of Twisted Peppermint handsoap.

Yes, I said FIFTEEN.

I have no idea if twisting peppermint makes it smell different from regular peppermint, in case you were wondering.

I do, however, enjoy the smell.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And "the smell of Christmas" is exactly the same as Dentyne gum.



11:50 AM  
Blogger StevenIre said...

Cough-spewing hand-puppet olfactory believability will be enhanced. Puppets will be stacked like cordwood on the plague trolley out of the Neighborhood of Make Believe. They will all recover.

5:15 AM  

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