Deep Thought
Happiness is not an exceptional tweezer, but owning an exceptional tweezer increases the odds of a happy life.
posted by Unknown at 4:06 PM
Saturday, May 07, 2011
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7 Comments:
LOL! How true.
so nu, which tweezer is exceptional?
liza
Tweezerman!
Have you noticed that after a period of time tweezers don't tweeze very well?? It drives me crazy. I'm at an age and stage in my life where I am super conscious of those pesky little chin hairs (not to mention below chin hairs). I'm sure we all know a dear old Aunt Bessie who has 'those hairs' on her face and some of them are (gasp) black. It's really hard not to stare in horror. After years of being fascinated and repelled - just call me Bessie. I very simply can NOT do life without tweezers.
Is this woman on drugs. Seriously. I have never read such trite, shallow,garbage in my life. She makes me want to slam my head into a brick wall....Maybe she should it would knock some sense in to her....
Funny how male and female logic is so completely different. Women have to think EVERYTHING through until they have a satisfactory solution to an APPARENT problem. Men have no interest in solving every tiny little problem. Have you ever heard of 'picking your battles'? You could spend your entire life trying to solve the little problems. Why are women such perfectionists?
For example, how men annoy women.
We just send you a picture of our penis. We know you can't just look at it and shrug it off. You will have to spend hours thinking about how to get back at us with some witty dig. If you put this much thought into a pair of tweezers, just imagine how much time you'll spend thinking about a picture of our penis. We know this, why do you think we do it? Did YOU really think its because WE think you'll enjoy it somehow? ROFL
Women, learn to just let some things go, life is too short.
Funny how male and female logic is so completely different. Women have to think EVERYTHING through until they have a satisfactory solution to any apparent problems. Except real problems like making sure the car has oil in it, but I digress.
Men have no interest in solving every tiny insignificant problem. Have you ever heard of 'picking your battles'? You could spend your entire life trying to solve the little problems.
For example, how men annoy women.
We just send you a picture of our penis. We know you can't just look at it and shrug it off. You will have to spend hours thinking about how to get back at us with some witty dig. If you put this much thought into a pair of tweezers, just imagine how much time you'll spend thinking about a picture of our penis. We know this, why do you think we do it? Did YOU really think its because WE think you'll enjoy it somehow? ROFL
Women, learn to just let some things go, life is too short. And make sure the car has oil in it.
If exceptional tweezers increase your odds of happiness, you really need to get your priorities in order.
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