Sunday, September 14, 2008

...where credit is due.

Consort was describing a relative by marriage, dead many years and scarcely lamented:

"He was the guy who'd come to a wedding and eat all the shrimp."

I was delighted. I made him repeat it. He swore he made it up. He gave me permission to use this anywhere as needed but I'm all but certain I'll forget it before then, so it goes here.


Blogger Sarah said...

Hey, I know that guy!

Kudos to Consort for the excellent description.

9:21 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Perhaps I'm due some introspective time.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought about you the other day. My Daughter discovered she was missing her socks on the way to volleyball practice and, as luck would have it, we were driving past a Ross. We stopped at the Adidias outlet instead. Lil Skank was not there.


8:47 AM  
Blogger Lene Andersen said...

Ooh... good one! Does his permission extend to us? please??

9:38 AM  
Blogger Jan Ross said...

OMG. We are TOTALLY the people who would eat all the shrimp. If there is shrimp, we will eat it. And we might eat more than our share.

OK. We definitely would.

3:12 PM  
Blogger BiPolar Wife said...

Wait....did Consort say "he?" I could swear he just described my sister in law.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Robin Raven said...

I always get a good laugh when I come here. (-;

I am so anticipating the book. I haven't commented in a while, but I remain a very loyal reader.

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT guy. I know that guy.

I'll be using the heck out of this.

6:46 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Yep, that would be my husband. And be careful with your unguarded wedding favor, he's a stasher.

4:38 PM  
Blogger torontopearl said...

And I'm the one who picks all the cashews and Brazil nuts out of the mixed-nut bowl!

5:17 PM  
Blogger Dodi said...

OMG! He was at our wedding!!! Our caterer was telling us after the fact that one guy kept coming up and practically emptying the shrimp platter. They were wondering if he had a baby harp seal hidden under his suit coat! Who knew we were practically related?

5:44 PM  

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